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“Thank you for providing me with first class entertainment at my birthday party. The repertoire of songs was wonderful and Susan was terrific as lead vocalist. My guests have never stopped raving about the band!”

Jane Miller
January 2009

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Top North East wedding and function band Funk Conspiracy answer some of your frequently asked questions:

"Where can I see Funk Conspiracy perform live?"

Because most of our shows are at private functions, we cannot invite potential clients to watch us live at these events. This is why we have made some live recordings available on this website. We will be playing regularly at As You Like It, a public bar venue in Newcastle so please contact us for dates, because the venue website is often not up to date, and we tend to book our dates there at fairly short notice.

"How much does it cost to hire the band?"

We don't advertise a price on the website because cost can vary with distance, performance times and other variables. Every event is unique so contact Richard today to discuss your requirements. You can rest assured that our rates are very competitive with other high quality function bands in the Northeast.

"Can you learn songs specially for our event?"

Unfortunately not, our repertoire has evolved over several years to appeal to the widest range of people possible and to suit the type of events we play at. The music has also been chosen to work well with the instruments in the band and our singer. Because of this and the amount of time involved we are unable to offer a bespoke song service.

"Can you play a song for our first dance?"

We have several slower, more romantic songs that are ideal for a first dance at your wedding. See the repertoire page on this website.

"I'm interested, how do I make a booking?"

Contact Richard via the details on the contact page of this website to discuss your requirements and to make sure that the date you would like to book is available, we are often taking bookings up to a year or more in advance. We will then send out a contract for the booking, and it is considered confirmed once we have recieved the signed contact back by post. There is no deposit required and full payment can be made either a week before the event or on the day itself. An invoice can be provided if required.

"How long do you play for?"

Our most common shows consist of two sets of approx 1 hour each, (recommended) with a break in between. Sometimes it can be 3 x 40mins sets. We try to be flexible to suit your plans. Breaks should be ideally a minimum of 10 minutes to allow the band to prepare for the next set. A longer break can be the perfect time to plan the buffet if you are having one.

”Do you bring all your own equipment?"

Funk Conspiracy comes fully self contained as standard with a PA system and stage lighting. This high quality equipment and the band's experience with many different venues ensures a full and professional sound, balanced to the venue. The equipment is suitable for events with up to approx 300 guests. We can arrange any extra audio / visual equipment provision you may require at favourable rates through our long standing contacts in the entertainment industry.

"Can you also DJ or provide music playback?"

We do not DJ ourselves. If you have your own DJ, or wish to play CDs or an ipod, you can plug into our PA system (subject to careful use) during the event and up until midnight at no extra cost. Our lighting is included in this offer. Longer PA hire can be arranged at reasonable rates.

"Is your equipment PAT tested?"

All the band's mains powered equipment is regularly tested for electrical safety by a qualified person to comply with the PAT (Portable Appliance Testing) regulations. The band also carries full public and employers liability insurance. The certificates can be shown if notice is given before the event.

"How far will you travel?"

We mainly operate in Northern England & Southern Scotland, as it is less economical to travel greater distances. However it is still worth contacting us for a quote for events elsewhere as we can still be competitive in a lot of cases.

"What do I need to arrange with the venue?"

Please note that you need to allow at least 1 hour from when the band arrives at the venue to the point they are finished sound checking and ready to play. Venues with difficult access take us longer to set up. Think through your plan for the event, the band can set up at any time that is convenient for you although it will cost extra if setup needs to start before 5pm. It is worth contacting us at the earliest possible time in planning as there are certain logistical considerations with live music. The ideal minimum space needed for the 5 piece band is 4m wide by 3m deep although we have performed with less. Our equipment requires only two standard 13amp domestic power sockets. If you have booked a DJ make sure they know that there will be a live band, and that they leave enough space and sockets for the band.

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